Holidays at The Del: Champagne Martinis and Christmas Ghost Girls
Ah, home for the holidays! It’s a dilly of a time to throw your hands up and be the kid again: no responsibilities, no worries, no tasks, no requirements. Just sit back on the old brocade divan and wait for Mom to bring you truffles and a cup of Privateer eggnog, your older brother to slip you a sawbuck or two (plus some extra whiskey in your nog) and for Dear Old Dad to question you about what you’re doing with your money. For my part, Dad’s been asking me the same question for decades and for decades, I’ve been giving him the same answer: “Why, it’s all in my closet, right where it belongs!”
Now, ...
Read MoreDolls Watching From a Window: An Elegy for Anne Rice
A Cry to Heaven, "How could this be?!"
So much she gifted us, on so much we fed
Cry again, "How and when and why was it she?"
A lifetime of belles-lettres, forever to be read
Sometimes a fair s...
Read MoreDance 'til You Go Mad: A Journey of Irish Step Dancing
May the leprechauns dance over your bed and bring you sweet dreams. - Irish lessing
To this day, across much of the Western Isle, the lore of fairies remains so strong, farmers will divert crop...
Read MoreA Ballad for Solvang: The Copenhagen Murders
Rainy morgen on Alisal Road, California's Danish burg begins to start and stir, as Mormor's oven begins to wake and warmDreessen's Bakery, long since awake, busies and bustles, so many treasures to...
Read MoreSeize the Update: Are You Your Best You Yet?
Is it cynical to find the silver lining, to instinctively seek it in the first place? One supposes it depends upon whom answers. Cynical could be read as pragmatic. 2020 was a vile year for so many...
Read MoreA JennyPop Sonnet for Ireland and Irish-American Heritage Month
Quilts of country, ombres green
Queen Ériu, her legend to bear
Goddess of Ireland, a kingdom and people you wean
Dublin, dark waters; Dingle, deep harbours
Galway, fair strangers; Boyle M...
Read MoreInspector Hannah and the Curious Mystery of the Poe Toaster
Ciao, babies! It’s winter in San Diego and whilst we’ve got sheer aces weather right now, it’s still winter. That means the Hotel Del is relatively quiet and I’ve got cabin fever of the Muppet Tr...
Read MoreHow Betty & Veronica, Uncle Scrooge and a Lonely Octopus Save Christmas
Horsefeathers! Hildy just e-mailed me and I say, Ba-loney! I’m absolutely zozzled with disbelief! I don’t want to make a beef about this, but here’s the dish. If you recall my Hannah Hart, ghostdame...
Read MoreIDW & SDCAG: Historic, Visionary, Hoppy
Cheers, kittens! As the SoCal comic convention season is in full-swing (You remember Wednesday's Bad Night at WonderCon, don't you?), my con cohort at Twisted Pair Photography and I are getting ready ...
Read MoreStar Wars, Steampunk and Smattering: San Diego Mini Maker Faire
Kittens, if the chilly, San Diego rain wasn’t a prompt to play indoors this December, the siren of invention, engineering, technology and design was enough to lure a capacity-crowd of the curious t...
Read MoreGary Oldman, Prada and Miss Hannah Hart Steampunk Power Their Way To Haute Couture
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"I still don't get it, Jennifer. What the heck is Steampunk?"
Voila, the de rigueur response from most when hit with a steampunk referen...
Read MoreCamping in Style, and Sugar Belle Gets Served
INT./EXT. RANGE ROVER/SEATTLE ROAD, VERY EARLY A.M.
Frasier DRIVING with Martin, Daphne, Niles and Eddie
FRASIERNiles and I thought this would be quite the soulful replenishment. Sleeping under the ...
Read MoreAn Open Christmas Card to Nordstrom, Grand Silver Dame of the Northwest
An open Christmas greeting to Nordstrom, in Haiku form:
Grand Dame of the North
Nordstrom brings festive Christmas
Thank you, Seattle!
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Read MoreHalloween Time and The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland! Where My Ghouls At?
Me: What? You're nuts! Everyone knows about Disneyland at Halloween!
My Viking: No, they don't. Not everybody goes to Disneyland once a week.
Me: Okay, still. Everybody knows abo...
Read MoreYou're Having Fun Wrong: A Pale, SoCal Geek's Summer Alternatives
Some are born Geek, some achieve Geekness and others have Geekness thrust upon them. For those of us whom are verily Geek-at-Heart, we shall not be shedding the title as quickly as a West Hollywood ...
Read MoreSun, Sun, Go Away: I Wish For Rain In Which to Play
To quote Larry Daivd, "It's enough already." Sure, it seems fun: these slow, warm, lazy, final days of summer in the sand and surf. Mid-April of the year, I could barely wait to toss o...
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