"Early, tell me more 'bout California."

"Let's see. One thing, people think faster out there on account of all that warm weather. Cold weather make people stupid an' that's a fact."

"I guess that explains why there's so many stupid people 'round here."

-Kalifornia

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It all depends on your comedic make-up, your ability to compute and process dark humour plus your general filmic Intelligence Quotient. Is Kalifornia funny? No. It is, in fact, as any Guy Ritchie-driven character will tell you, bloody brilliant. It's also become far too close to home for me. I've got to get back home, back to Kali because, Jebus, there are an awful lot of stupid people 'round here.

P.S. Nobody here thinks I'm funny.