Solstice or no, summer's here, my pretties and me thinks you folks need a smart, steamy, summer read and I'm just the gal to proffer such wordsmithing.
Voila! The Darlings of Orange County is yours for a mere $2.99 via Amazon's Kindle, for this Memorial Day weekend. Still not sure if you're ready to take on all the Hollywood, Del Mar, Encinitas, Moonlight Beach, south O.C. drugs, murder and salacious, mendacious satire The Darlings has to offer? Wrapped up in a warm sheet of knee-slapping, milk-spitting humour, like a meaty, spicy burrito from a Huntington Beach food truck, The Darlings has just what your core craves. See what these good folks have had to say about it!
"Still in the process of reading this book. Had to stop for a few to wipe up the milk that shot out of my nose.
Warning: do not read this book while having cookies and milk!"
-Gregory Allen, Napa Fantasy Review
"Thanks for the love! We are stoked!"
-VonZipperUSA
"I grew up in Southern California and every time I read your book I can feel the ocean breeze and smell the salt air.
What witty descriptions of the odd nature of the O.C."
-Michele Lim-Sanders, M.D. (NorCal)
"Ch. 60. ROFL!" "Done. Omg! L.o.v.e.! So, so funny!"
-Angelea Bruce, RB Vino & Libri Chicks
"The story starts very-Hemingway, with longer sentences full of description."
-Ottobox... and you're ready for summer! Yo ho, yo ho, a Darlings life for Me!!
The Darlings of Orange County by Jennifer Susannah Devore ... all that and a bottle of rum!
