"You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time." Word.
"The best are not only the happiest, but the happiest are usually the best."
"A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste."
"Pennies from Heaven find their way to your doorstep this year!"
"You will lead a rich and successful life."
"You will be showered with good luck."
"You will have a long and healthy life."
"Your dreams of glamour & luxury will come true." Sweet! (X-mas Day 2K10, Oceanside Sbux with G)
"With a little more hard work, your creativity takes you to great heights!" Damn ... hard work?
"Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure." True dat! (30 October 2K2, The Yum Yum Chinese Restaurant, San Francisco, CA, dinner with an Industry Standard [now defunct tech mag] reporter and G whilst on production for a tech doc)
"Pick another fortune cookie." Quod the whaaaat?!
Learn Chinese! Eggplant: qie-zi Banana: xiang-jiao Telephone: dian-hua
Lucky Numbers! 8, 10, 38, 27, 18, 31
Zai Jian!!